Friday, May 15, 2015

God says ...

I am God and I created you.

I created you with original sin.

Because you sinned, I decided that you had to be put to death.

To save you from death, I impregnated a woman and was born as myself so that I could die and atone to myself for the sins I gave you.

I am God and I am infallible.

Just not very sensible.