Once upon a time there was a tribe
who lived in the forest. They rarely had
any contact with outsiders, except for the two neighbouring tribes with whom
they exchanged food, women and occasionally had ‘wars’ – ritual skirmishes in
which a cut or a graze was the most serious injury expected. They were born, grew up, married and had
children of their own and then retired to being elders who sat around the fire
and talked about how much better things were when they were young. They farmed the local land and foraged for
roots and plants, always producing enough food so that nobody went hungry.
Occasionally the men would go out
hunting and bring back a pig, which the women would ceremonially roast and all
would have a great feast, washed down with a drink they made from a forest
vine. They’d drink, dance, drink more, dance
more, drink even more, fall down and sleep.
Next day they’d wake up and carry on just as before.
When someone became too old or too
sick they said goodbye to their close relatives and walked off into the
forest. They never came back. They were mourned for a day and then life
carried on.
They respected the spirits of the
forest but if you asked them where they came from or why they were there they
would have shrugged and said the question was irrelevant. They were happy, though they wouldn’t have known
what the term meant.
Then one day two missionaries
arrived in the village.
The tribe welcomed them, as they
did any visitors. The missionaries, it
seemed, wanted to stay, so the tribe found them a hut and settled them in,
sharing their food with them and making sure they joined in all the village
life as best they could, not sharing a common language. They even offered them girls as bedfellows,
and when these were politely refused they offered them boys instead. These, too, were refused, which puzzled the
tribe, but they did not fret about it, knowing that outsiders had strange ways.
Slowly the missionaries learned to
communicate. And when they did they told
the tribe that a person called Jesus had died for their sins. The tribe had difficulties with this, not
knowing what Sins were, so the missionaries tried to explain.
Sin, they said, was stealing
something. This caused great puzzlement
because the tribe held everything they owned in common. Nobody owned anything, not even the (few)
clothes they wore. If you needed
something and it was available you just helped yourself. So how could you steal?
The missionaries tried again. Sin was telling lies. But again, the tribe were much puzzled
because nobody ever told anything other than the truth. They had no concept of deceit. They didn’t even tell white lies. If you re-fashioned your hair or put leaves
on your head and it made you look stupid everybody just laughed at you.
Finally the missionaries said that
God had set rules for how people should live and that Sin was disobeying these
rules. So the tribe asked to be told
about these rules, and the missionaries explained.
They said that everyone should set
time aside every day to speak to this God and ask him for help with things. They said that everything must have an owner
and nobody should take what belonged to anybody else. They said that there should be no more of the
drink made from forest vines that made you happy and then fall down. They said that sex should be restricted to
one man and one woman who were joined together by something called a
marriage. And they said that everyone in
the village, without exception, had to come together one day in every seven to
sing songs to this God and thank him for all the things he had provided for
them.
The tribe were amazed by
this. It all seemed so strange. They thought the things they had were the
fruits of their hard work, but now they were told they were all given to them
by this God? They couldn’t see why
everything needed an owner because surely that meant that those that needed the
thing might not have it? And what was
wrong with the forest vine drink, which made you happy and then fall down? And surely it couldn’t be right that a man
and a woman had to restrict themselves to each other when there were so many
other men and women to have fun with?
But as they thought about it they
decided that the missionaries must be telling them the truth because why
otherwise would they have come into the forest to pass on the message? After much deliberation this view held sway
and they resolved to commit to this ‘Christ’ and follow the rules of God.
The men and the women paired up as
best they could, even though this meant severing some long held relationships,
and underwent a mass marriage ceremony.
They would have celebrated this occasion with lots of the forest vine
drink, but now they just drank water and fruit juice, which seemed a bit flat
but they knew it was God’s will. And they
hunted and killed a pig, and stopped afterwards to thank God for providing it
for them, and then cooked and ate the meat but didn’t feast or celebrate
because that wasn’t God’s will. Instead
the missionaries led them in prayer and preached to them about how terrible
their sins were and how much they needed the help of Jesus to get better. And they all listened and tried to
understand.
One day a young man of the tribe decided
he should no longer be naked so he went into the missionaries’ hut and put on a
pair of their trousers. The missionaries
saw him wearing the trousers and called a meeting of the tribe. They said the young man had committed a
‘crime’ by stealing the trousers. The
missionaries had to explain again the concept of ownership and possession, and this
time the tribe understood, and from that moment all the items in the village
were assigned to somebody and became theirs.
Most took just what they needed but a few took much more than they
needed and thus became wealthy. And when
the wealthy were asked for use of their possessions because somebody else
needed them they demanded food or work in return and thus had more food than
they needed and didn’t need to work themselves.
Within a few weeks, helped by the
missionaries, the tribe had an economy in operation, with goods and services
being bought and sold. The wealthy got
wealthier and the others had to work hard from dawn to dusk to get enough to
eat. The elderly and the sick suffered
most because they couldn’t work. A few
of the wealthy gave food to these, and the missionaries said it was called
Charity and was a good thing to do.
And every seventh day they all met
in a special hut and praised God for all the good things he had given them and
were told what terrible sinners they still were. And they all listened and tried to understand.
Forced by hunger the poorest
people began stealing small amounts of food.
Ashamed by their nakedness when others now wore fine clothes, the poorest
began stealing clothes too. They were
brought before the missionaries and punishments were assigned – more work for
no pay, which made them even poorer, but this was God’s way and everyone
accepted it.
Also a few of the men and women
who had been separated by the new marriage rules found they could not keep
apart. They began seeing each other
behind the backs of their respective wives and husbands. Extreme secrecy was needed in a community
where everyone pretty-much knew everything, and inevitably one couple were
caught. They were brought before the
missionaries and lectured about what awful sinners they were, and then publicly
flogged with creeper-vines to teach them to behave.
Soon it became necessary to build
a special hut with a secure door and windows where people could be put for a
few days to punish them for their sins.
It was enlarged a few weeks later.
For the wealthy few, life was
good. They did little work, using their
wealth to buy what they needed and wanted.
They enlarged their huts and spent their days relaxing and playing
games. For the rest the day began before
dawn and ended well after dark, using flaming torches to work the farms well
into the night. They prayed to the God
for relief from their life, but when they asked the missionaries why no answer
came and nothing changed they were chastised for their impatience and told that
their reward would come after they died, in a place called Heaven, where you
went after death if you had worked hard and stayed faithful to God’s laws in
your life.
One day one of the women,
destitute because she could not work and nobody would give her charity because
she had been caught having sex with another woman’s husband, walked out into
the forest and, with a rope made from twisted vine, hanged herself. When her body was found the villagers sadly brought
it back, not knowing what to do next. The
missionaries said that taking one’s own life was the biggest of sins, and that
the woman’s body must be taken far into the forest and thrown into the river
for the Crocodiles to eat. The
missionaries explained that life was sacred and that nobody could take their
own life for fear of eternal punishment – they would not go to Heaven and would
be consigned to Hell for eternity, which was a very long time. And from then on, however destitute or sick
people became, they could not take their own lives and had to live on in misery
until God decided it was time for them to die.
Some of the scarce farmland was given over to a ‘cemetery’ and the
bodies of the dead were buried there.
And every seventh day everyone, (wealthy
and poor alike, though the wealthy sat at the front on stools fashioned from
wood, while the others sat on the floor at the back), met in the special hut,
which had been greatly enlarged and decorated, and praised God for all the good
things he had given them and were told what terrible sinners they all remained. And they all listened and tried to understand.
Too soon, their work done, it
became time for the missionaries to move on.
The tribe were concerned that there would be nobody to keep them on God’s
right path, but the missionaries had thought of this. They trained up a few members of the tribe to
lead the weekly services and watch out to make sure people kept to the rules of
God. They called these people ‘priests’
and they had special large huts and did no work, being fed and finely clothed
by small donations from the wealthy and larger forced contributions from the
workers (it was called ‘tax’).
There was a big prayer meeting with
much singing and praising of God and then the missionaries left the tribe.
The missionaries moved on through
the forest and after walking for many days they came across another tribe, very
much like the first in culture and behaviour.
The elders welcomed them in and sat them by the fire to hear what they
had to say. The language of the new
tribe was also very similar to that of the first, so the missionaries were able
to communicate immediately. As they sat
around the fire they told the new tribe about Jesus and God and his rules and were
listened to intently.
When they had finished they looked
to the tribal leader for his decision, and he smiled at them. Then he made a signal. Immediately the missionaries were tied up,
beheaded and put into the cooking pot.
The tribe had a great feast, drank copious quantities of the forest vine
drink, danced and fell down. When they
woke up again the next morning they carried on exactly as before.
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